Sequel: Fashion Kitchen
January 31, 2011
Fashion kitchen cabinets
2010 年 created a short play, “Lang Shi Song” kitchen cabinets, this long-planned to a sequel, brains created a sequel to “Fashion kitchen cabinet.” Last year, a couple spent 60 million to buy a brand-name kitchen cabinets, brand-name is not to force, less than a year, on all kitchen cabinets paralyzed. New Year Eve, and the former Mrs. Stingy husband to put off, and for a new husband, for the name Wan wife. This year they intend to have for a set of kitchen cabinets, determined not to buy no-name. To see how they were before the boss bought a brand-name of the flicker? Please enjoy:
fragment one:
wife (Xiao Jiang): In the past not to force her husband, can not let I have the whim of others that really black Ge (Stingy means), you say: not at home the morning of squatting toilet, non-I to the company, and co-workers saw me, like asking “plum too, today you big it? “; vegetables a dollar, we seek to bargain to seven wool, vegetables aunt heart was broken; bought last year,” Lang Shi Song “kitchen cabinets, countertops broken wood support, leading off the tape tied, you said I Shixiubuxiu? Hugh endlessly?
people A: Hugh!
wife (Xiao Jiang): or the big guy the best understanding of my heart. (Saobao laughter) … …
friends New Year, New Year, put him to rest, and for a new husband, very effective! Tim new clothes, new ones shoes, buy a new house, buy a new car, new kitchen cabinets come back on the election, giggle … … really too fortune! (Sinister smile ~)
husband, do not look around, and soon come ah ~
see how handsome my husband left look like Andy Lau, Takeshi Kaneshiro looks like the right look, pretty positive over Aaron Kwok, the back, almost, Our company is a bit like Viagra – to see him this body … …
husband (trabecular): LV bag, Rolex table, crocodile shoes, limited edition custom Armani … not bad … Oh ~ money
wife (Xiao Jiang): hey ~ last year to buy brand-name kitchen, “Lang Shi Song”, less than a year on a total standstill, although only 60 million, but so much noise my heart satisfied, dissatisfied heart. This year is definitely not buy no-name. Is not ah? Her husband?
husband (trabecular): Yes. This does not, accompany you to the mall to buy a cabinet.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): sold last year, “Lang Shi Song”, was actually not a bad comment to power, telephone complaints received non-stop. HELLO Hello to the mouth cramps, dismissed? No, this is not good to do business, line of work when you can not lose. (Audience: start over!) You are right (pointing the audience), and now plastic surgery is popular, how come we can not keep up with the social development trend? Full type, packaging, packing, a new name, the name change does not change material, and sent I did not replace. (Sinister smile ~)
wife (Xiao Jiang) and (Xiaoxiao) touched the face to face, as a phase. In unison: You? !
wife (Xiao Jiang): I find you thousands of Baidu, suddenly find that you hold here. Your kitchen cabinets do not close down shop ah?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): (because of you, so I was) (back to Xiao Jiang said) Oh, you are you are you is that Mrs. it?
wife (Xiao Jiang): I used to be Mrs., her husband called and there are now financial. I Wan wife called it.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): ah? ! Oh! Understand! Understand! Wealthy and have money. (Zeixiao) million wife, you said that “the history of song Boy” kitchen cabinet, ah, two months after you sell kitchen cabinets closed. (Really is mold!) I hate to think of it, I was fooled by the manufacturers, ah, is also a victim arrived. These days I do not think Rice did not want tea, that is, we feel sorry ah hey. So I turn over, the agent for international fashion brands —— imported Italian kitchen cabinets.
wife (Xiao Jiang): imported Italian fashion kitchen cabinet? This is what your brand-name kitchen cabinets, right?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): What is my brand-name ah? Italy imported fashion kitchen cabinets, Guangxi, we are the first agent (in fact, Malan Malan mountain slope production, sinister smile).
wife (Xiao Jiang): are not you flicker, determined not to buy no-name. (Turned)
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): (attention to the trabecular body) to see your boss to know her husband Wan hair short depth of knowledge, certainly know what what, fashion kitchen cabinet so famous must have heard of it?
husband (trabecular): fashion ah? Where heard of heard of like, not that … ….
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): ah, ah that is that. That endorsement of that Italian Xie Nana set ah, Xie Na you know? Called Yeah. (To himself: I am able to evil is the flicker, and flicker-what can Men Do not Cry, the young couple had a very good, I gave him a flicker, respectively. Sample, not to you today, I buy my Malan Mountain Fudge a fashion no-name Malan slope.)
husband (trabecular): not my wife beautiful. His wife, the kitchen looks very fashion, go in and see.
wife (Xiao Jiang): I like to see how you a fashion?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): our kitchen cabinets cockroaches, ants, anti-white, anti-mouse; delivery 15 days, the production well, flown in from Italy; installation only to three hours to reach the Italian environmental protection F0 standard.
wife (Xiao Jiang): chick, pretty to blow. Too, you Huyou it you, then flicker.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): flicker, it is necessary.
wife (Xiao Jiang): ah?
husband (trabecular): sounds, looks pretty good, do not know to use them? … …
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): That was pretty good ah. (Two first guide VIP room to rest, let Cuihua on to the two bowls of bird nest).
Clip 2: The first play kitchen care
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): Hey, abalone, abalone.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji) phone rings, your pocket Big Brother: Tan boss, what instructions?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): There are big fish, big fish.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): Well, immediately went to!
holding a silk banner approach (feeling the signs, doing the feminine movement), singing: inexplicable I like you fell in love with you, there is no reason no reason, inexplicably I love you, deeply to fall in love with you, from your use of the day … … to sing: for you love ~ love ~ love endless, and for your endless love ~ love ~ love, why you love, why so in love, I now ask you?
(Mama hair with saliva) Today, I not handsome?
people: handsome.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): To ask where my banner to the surface? Market a lot; to ask where my word banner above to, get to spend 10 yuan advertising companies, called investment, care a little money to make money. Tan boss … …
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao) (wink pretend): Hello President, do you?
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): I am one of your customers ah. You do not remember me? I am a Wing and 5B-8B users ah.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): Oh, oh, oh, sharp brother ah. Long time no see, you have a more sharp. You come here today, what can help you?
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): No, no, this is specially thank you, your kitchen cabinets, there are really good service, 24 hour on-site, on call, especially your close master, more force black text, but also the obligation to help me pick papaya it.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): Your kind, you are our God, ah, we certainly have a good service to you.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): This is my side banner on behalf of your users to send, receive this honor is a must.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): (took the banner, shaking hands) Thank you for your support, we push the waves before the waves … …
wife (Xiao Jiang): died on the beach before the waves.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): (see Xiaojiang) beauty: you are to buy kitchen cabinets?
wife (Xiao Jiang): flattering, but I have come to look for. (Proud smile)
wife (Xiao Jiang): Hey, (see He Xiuji) to see how you look familiar?
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): I long for a star face, many people are saying, is not it looked like Jacky Cheung, ah?
(wife (Xiao Jiang) are also working to thinking and memory care in the kitchen where seen one (Li Jing),), then interrupted by He Xiuji: Musical selection options like kitchen cabinets, kitchen cabinets buy fashion is equivalent to married on the Lang. To see your husband know you have a taste.
husband (trabecular): I told you to take more than kitchen cabinets?
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): You misunderstood guy, I mean that you are so popular. Fashion so loved by the users, you also chose wrong, and the public eyes are sharp, bright thief thief bright. Having asked a kitchen
(He Xiuji) end, sing: inexplicable I like you fell in love with you, there is no reason no reason, inexplicably I love you, love you deeply, from the use you the day … …
(wife (Xiaojiang), husband (trabecular) looked at the store with the hesitation of the kitchen, a little tempted. (The audience sang: I tell you a little tempted, a little bit silly ~)
fragment three: the second, three kitchen asked to play
Kitchen asked two (Li Dan): (a play on the outside looking for customers) selling cloth with Bhutto, selling socks are socks care, there are shoes, shoe care, we care is that the kitchen Do not obsessed sister, sister will only make you vomit blood (to a few hundred to a small Soviet Union) to, labor, I will have to stay realistic point play.
Kitchen asked three (Little Su): This is a mere trifle friends (white words) (mouth say) to your kitchen, all rely on wind,
kitchen care two (Li Dan): blow?
Kitchen asked three (Little Su): structure in the inner, pure disability.
Kitchen asked two (Li Dan): disability?
kitchen care of three ( Little Su): spent a lot of charges, do not know will not be scrapped?
kitchen care two (Li Dan): scrapped? how do you speak? deduct part of the labor costs (to some money back) to seize the opportunity.
kitchen care II (Li Dan), kitchen care three (Little Su): We are the kitchen cabinets in drag —- drawing machine, vomit yeah! (gesture)
(kitchen care two (Li Dan), kitchen care three (Little Su) play)
kitchen care two (Li Dan): Tan boss … …
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): hey, how are you, welcome This is not his wife do long sets?
kitchen care two (Li Dan): (billiards wife) I Water Group, Xifeng electrical Yeah, your kitchen is really okay, get comfortable with yesterday and today must be assured, worry tomorrow but used, in short, is used every day, happy ah, this is not, to introduce you to big customers, which is director of Mrs. (Shiver Little Su) say ah.
Kitchen asked three (Little Su): (Restaurant wife) Miss Lai received a call yesterday, today, coming on here tomorrow, I do not know if it will work find friends.
Kitchen asked two (Li Dan) , Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): ah? What did you say?
kitchen care II (Li Dan), kitchen care three (Little Su), singing and dancing: not what you want to buy kitchen cabinets, you can buy buy, now you want to buy it back, has not sold.
Kitchen asked three (Little Su): buy kitchen cabinets you here today on the matter, tomorrow they can work in the kitchen, friends, do not eat snail powder and spiced corned egg friends. Fashion kitchen cooked meals that can be really fragrant, ah, every day I want to go to Paris was induced sister home for dinner, which not much embarrassed, and not as used to use to buy their own sets of back.
Kitchen Trust II (Li Dan): There was a beautiful set of kitchen cabinets placed in front of me, I did not buy and decisive, so I want to when the boss says sold out, the biggest regret in life than this … if factory supply, then again, I would say three words immediately to the boss, “I want to buy”, I have a few suites, If I have to buy me time to add a period, I just want my boss to wait three minutes.
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao), wife (Xiao Jiang): Which three minutes?
kitchen care two (Li Dan): my husband at home, one minute to open the computer, one minute into the online banking, a minutes shall transfer the … …
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): Thank you too really support our friends kitchen cabinets, Cuihua, come to our two ladies explain our latest styles this season · ·
(Cuihua a kind of matchmaker, the action is exaggerated play, and also pull the booger) Field hilarious … …
(wife (Xiao Jiang) and her husband (trabecular) in the kitchen shop turn a few laps) husband (trabecular): his wife, after my two-match Aaron electric eye field trips, this kitchen cabinet shop in the top celebrities who have status in the very popular, selling and selling, as We think about it?
wife (Xiao Jiang): ah, my husband, I think so. anyway, not expensive, then go back and try to buy sets of the boss, which you and your family best?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): good taste like you, of course, only be distinguished series with the matter, not expensive, the budget also 700,000, which have taken a look at your contract? there is no problem, where you sign a word to OK it.
(scanning for a contract signature) wife (Xiao Jiang): husband, foot the bill. how to pay it?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): I still prefer the old rules received Cash it, cash feels feel. Oh ~ (throwing winks ~)
paid the money, (my wife (Xiao Jiang) and her husband (trabecular) away.
fragment IV: curtain call < br /> kitchen prop onto the stage from stage four.
care a kitchen (He Xiuji): gone?
kitchen care two (Li Dan): still there?
kitchen asked three (Little Su): sell friends?
Fashion cabinet boss (Xiaoxiao): Come quick, they go (holding a dozen money) you see. held the money ah. two, my point of abalone not eat.
wife (Xiao Jiang): do not eat at home more is!
put “money friends” of music, singing and dancing ending.
audience rolling a large, non-champion is none other than comedy. After the meeting, the Vice said: QIN boss, then do the sequel next year … … ah? I have not had that inspiration and since this piece, the product called the characters have big changes, not then told the name, to hear more of: Tan boss, Cuihua, Xifeng … oh buy Karma ~